hipster douchebag

Car Door

Me: I fucking opened my car door into the side of my head last night

it hurts SO BAD

i felt like i got punched in the face

wenoly: LOL

wtf

Me: I know

I did it TWICE

when i was closing it

and then when i opened it

there was a tree in the way

wenoly: CLOSING IT???

Me: YES

YES WENDY

WHEN I CLOSED IT

I closed it into my own face

wenoly: how?

Me: it just happened

wenoly: how does that even work

Me: dont worry about it

wenoly: is that even physically possible

Me: yes

i did it

i was standing too close to the arc of the door when i closed it

wenoly: LOL

I have no words to say for you

Me: I don't want any

Dumpster Diving

me: DUMPSTER DIVING

FUCK! I cannot believe it

Lin: You're totally obsessed. lol nice

me: fuck off. if i do it i'm not telling you

psalm.23.4: i'll join u jarita

Lin: what why

me: WHAT. we totally thought youw ouldnt do it

Lin: i don't believe you

me: i would've bet MONEY, you would think its a waste of time

and leslie would kill you

psalm.23.4: i'll have to find dirty old clothes

Lin: no man

you would not jump into a dumpster

psalm.23.4: it would be gross

Lin: and go through garbage

psalm.23.4: but i'll bring like gloves

me: you dont just jump into the garbage lin

psalm.23.4: and it has to be on a coldish day

me: clearly you dont understand

psalm.23.4: so it doesnt smell. we'll bring a stool

Lin: this isn't like sorting mail

psalm.23.4: and tongs

Lin: ......

you go through garbage

garbage and like composte

psalm.23.4: yeah.. i know

i wouldnt mind trying it out once

LOL

me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lin: wow

me: omg

DEAD

Lin: wow

me: i think wendy is intriqued by the challenge and the free stuff potential

psalm.23.4: i prob would not eat anything tho

Lin: the two of you should go do it in toronto

lemme know how it goes

jarita was challenging me to do it for like two days

i told her i would just not eat for two days

i'm intrigued but also realistically, no way could i do that

psalm.23.4: it depends

like a sealed package

me: SEALED PACKAGE

WTF

thats like finding GOLD

psalm.23.4: yes

i doubt we'll find anything

we dont even know where the good dumpsters are

me: there are websites for that

that's the point of it

thinking where the good dumpsters are

prob alot of good places on queen east and west

st lawrence market

kensington market

Lin: lol omg

me: see

i thought about it

LOL

psalm.23.4: LOL! jarita.. LETS GO

me: starbucks doesnt lock their garbage

but it will be really wet

psalm.23.4: LOL

wow

me: but they dump their muffins

Lin: wtf

me: omfg

psalm.23.4: omg

me: stop

psalm.23.4: eww

me: stop making me think about this